cheating douchebag

lols i was training home with the asian trio yesterday, excited to go home becos well who isn't after having to spend 7 hours at school? Anyways I was tired and sleeping on the train when my phone started ringing. Turned out it was my coz and i thought she just wanted a nice chat but NOOOOOOOO it was lyke ze total opposite. ( i hate you minnie tran). Anyways it turns out that she was on the same platform as the hot neighbour boy. Now i would usually go spazz in the corner but I didn't when i heard that he was with.....ANOTHER GIRL.


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sozzzie got angry again. pwoaaaah and apparently he was flirting with her. That hot son of a bitch cheated on me. Little shit. Aiyaa life is cruel. So i spent the rest of the train ride sulking thinking how i'll be that crazy asian ladybug lady across the street who people would avoid.

You know what? I'm over him. I'll just delete him on facebook and never catch the same tram as his................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................hahaha got you there didn't i?
This is what i'll do instead

my social planzz today

so my friend and i being the social kids that we are, decided to go watch the hunger games again and my lord it was a great daay. Pretty sure we annoyed some people in the cinema since we legit reacted to almost everything. Like the wolf part, oh lord the wolf. We shat our pants like there was no friggin tomorrow, i mean it just fuckin popped out of nowhere

hehehheheheheehehehehe thought that gif was necessary - exactly how we reacted

 and omg when peeta and katniss  (peenis -- hahhahaaaha oh stap it jess) kissed and gale was watching, everyone in the cinema was just like

and wklvjkljlrjr

oh sozzie, got distracted - hunger games ad was on tv

.............................. so um what was i saying?

HOT NEIGHBOR BOY

oh my golly gosh. 

I had a pretty boring day so i trained home just accepting the fact that it'll be another ordinary friday but no. NO. 

THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE OF GOD STEPPED ON TO THE TRAM AND DECIDED TO LOOK PERFECT AND OH DAMN SEXY WHICH MADE ME WANTED TO POUNCE ON HIM RIGHT THERE AND THEN. 

I was not expecting him today. My hair was all over the place becos of the friggin' wind. I was friggin panicking. I tried to play hard to get by looking at my down at my shoes or looking at my phone and we happened to reach third base. We had eye contact. Yeah, that's third base for me, good enough i say. Because we live so very close to each other we got off at the same stop and we happened to be walking at the same pace. WHICH MEANT WE WALKED NEXT TO EACH OTHER. and it was just beautiful. Everyone's been telling me to go talk to him but only Monica understands. 

 

Aiyaaa, high five gal!

HUNGER GAMES.

HOMG THIS IS TOO MUCH. MY MIND IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. MIND BLOWING. HOLY SHIET. AMAZING. JUST APPLAUSE. REALLY.

EVERYTHING, IT WAS AMAZING. 

AMAZING MOVIE. LDKJDLKJDS'LJ FE

ZOMMMERS IM SORRY GUISE I'LL TRY TO BE MORE COMPREHENSIVE ON THE NEXT POST - JUST GIVE MA FEW HOURS. OR DAYS. TO CALM DOWN. KFLDKFJDWLKJW

WOW. 

THANK YOU HUNGER GAMES CAST FOR BEING SO TALENTED. AND HOT. HEHE REOW. 

omg facebook

little shits on facebook who claims they have "one direction infection" NO. NO. NO. I WILL SLAP YOU SO HARD YOU'LL END UP IN THE MING DYNASTY. how are old are you again? Are you even allowed to even own a facebook account?! aaiyaaa i weep for humanity

EVEN MY NAME IS FASCINATING

after my lil nap after school i was really bored so being the kewl kat that i am i googled my name and looked what turned up! Look at how many ways you can spell and say my name! I especially like jessyka since that was how i used to spell my name, i was so stoopid..................

Jes, Jess, Jessi, Jessa, Jessie, Jessy, Jeska, Jessika, Jessicka, Jessyka, Yessika, Yesika, Jazz, Jase. Also in many Asian countries Jessica is spelled Jassica.

• Catalan: Jèssica
• Chinese: 潔西卡 （jie2 xi1 ka3）
• Frisian: Jesca
• Hebrew: Yiskah (יִסְכָּה)
• Hungarian: Dzseszika
• Italian: Gessica
• Japanese: Jeshika (Hiragana: じぇしか, Katakana: ジェシカ)
• Lithuania: Džesika
• Polish: Dżesika, Jesica
• Portuguese: Jéssica
• Russian: Джессика
• Spanish: Yésica, Jésica

lolz just a random post for my fellow readers out there........................

hoho jess stap it 

eh my

whot is lyfe?!
the things i would do to them...........................................

my first post!

hey ya'll
this blog is for all the people out there who need their daily dosage of jess, if not already receiving it from school! Can't blame you guise, 7 hours of my presence just isn't enough is it? 
here i shall rant and bullshit about things that'll probs bore youse to death - mostly about one direction or my obsessive lust and sightings of the hot neighbour boy and hot unicorn boy. That's right, there's two! Well 7, including my boise from 1d <3 <3 <3
lolz regretting reading this already haven't you?
hehe oh wells
ciaos for now guise
from your one and only, snazzy jess XOXO